okay, well! for starters, he's like, 6'10" seriously, you do not want to mess with this guy unless you're pretty hurly burly yourself! the first time i met him, he was about to eat a bunch of kids if i didn't step in, he would've bit one of their hands clean off and then where would we be? hook-handed children on the streets, that's where
[ Well. They say the best lies are based in fact! Aaaaand most of this is true. ]
6'10", huh. Guess that's where he gets Rocket from.
[ does he want to burst this boy's bubble already? unless big mouthed Rhys is a better liar and completely came up with the story about how he's a raccoon, he's been kind of spoiled already...... ]
I'm awfully touched that you care so much for a stranger that you'd warn me about him. But if he's about to eat a bunch of kids, don't you think we need to find him even further? Sounds like a threat to me. Might need to put him on the top of the list now.
[ To be fair, if anyone is going to outrank Rhys in being the worse liar on El Nysa, it very well may be Prompto. ]
whoa, hey now, take your foot off the gas, friend! let's not jump to any conclusions here see, Rocket, he's one of those guys you know the kind! who's a total asshole but he has a heart of gold, too? like that. he wouldn't ever do something like aid and abet real bad dudes just sort of bad dudes he'll only mess you up if you get in his way
So let me get this straight. He's a total asshole with a heart of gold, but he still likes to eat kids? What part of that gives him the heart of gold? Sounds to me like it's nothing but a full stomach.
Glad to hear that he'll draw the line at simple murder, though. Just think, what if he had the balls to bomb the city and make a bunch of people get the flu as well?
[ did he even walk into this with a plan, or did Prompto just want to... go with the flow..... ]
[ This situation is STEADILY DETERIORATING...why did he think he could bullshit this guy again?
- Right, because Rocket is his friend, sorta, and he's got his back. That's why. ]
that's about the gist of it, yeah except i mightve been exaggerating on the eating kids part he wouldve bitten off their fingers, tops ANYWAY my point is still the same! he'd never do something like that every single person in the city wouldve had to have pissed him off or something that's way too big-scale baddie for him
Ohhh, alright. I get you now. We're only looking for the big-scale baddies, so he's exempt from that list. I'm glad you helped me scratch him off. He's been pretty hard to find.
[ why is he even continuing this conversation. fuck. ]
Is there any particular reason for why you're so charitable and willing to assist? Color me curious.
because he's a pretty nice dude once you get to know him! sure, a little rough around the edges but who isn't? i mean, just look at you! i bet beneath all that cool, hard-nose detective shell, when it comes down to it you're the chillest guy anyone could know! do you play the sax, maybe? or crochet? i bet you crochet
anyway, my point is you and rocket probably have more in common than you realize! he's not so bad, just give him a chance! :)
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how embarrassing....
okay, well! for starters, he's like, 6'10"
seriously, you do not want to mess with this guy unless you're pretty hurly burly yourself!
the first time i met him, he was about to eat a bunch of kids
if i didn't step in, he would've bit one of their hands clean off
and then where would we be?
hook-handed children on the streets, that's where
[ Well. They say the best lies are based in fact! Aaaaand most of this is true. ]
leave me alone
Guess that's where he gets Rocket from.
[ does he want to burst this boy's bubble already? unless big mouthed Rhys is a better liar and completely came up with the story about how he's a raccoon, he's been kind of spoiled already...... ]
I'm awfully touched that you care so much for a stranger that you'd warn me about him.
But if he's about to eat a bunch of kids, don't you think we need to find him even further?
Sounds like a threat to me.
Might need to put him on the top of the list now.
never
whoa, hey now, take your foot off the gas, friend!
let's not jump to any conclusions here
see, Rocket, he's one of those guys
you know the kind!
who's a total asshole but he has a heart of gold, too?
like that.
he wouldn't ever do something like aid and abet real bad dudes
just sort of bad dudes
he'll only mess you up if you get in his way
a friend told me all this. her name is
Buggy.
[ SORRY, MANTIS... ]
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He's a total asshole with a heart of gold, but he still likes to eat kids?
What part of that gives him the heart of gold?
Sounds to me like it's nothing but a full stomach.
Glad to hear that he'll draw the line at simple murder, though.
Just think, what if he had the balls to bomb the city and make a bunch of people get the flu as well?
[ did he even walk into this with a plan, or did Prompto just want to... go with the flow..... ]
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- Right, because Rocket is his friend, sorta, and he's got his back. That's why. ]
that's about the gist of it, yeah
except i mightve been exaggerating on the eating kids part
he wouldve bitten off their fingers, tops
ANYWAY
my point is still the same!
he'd never do something like that
every single person in the city wouldve had to have pissed him off or something
that's way too big-scale baddie for him
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I get you now.
We're only looking for the big-scale baddies, so he's exempt from that list.
I'm glad you helped me scratch him off.
He's been pretty hard to find.
[ why is he even continuing this conversation. fuck. ]
Is there any particular reason for why you're so charitable and willing to assist?
Color me curious.
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because he's a pretty nice dude once you get to know him!
sure, a little rough around the edges
but who isn't?
i mean, just look at you!
i bet beneath all that cool, hard-nose detective shell, when it comes down to it
you're the chillest guy anyone could know!
do you play the sax, maybe?
or crochet?
i bet you crochet
anyway, my point is
you and rocket probably have more in common than you realize!
he's not so bad, just give him a chance! :)