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[puffing]

This is Bigby. Don't bother me unless it's good. I fucking hate listening to messages.

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[puffing]

Does it look like I need an excuse?
Thought I made my opinion of you pretty clear by now.

[ aka you're hot, he wants to bang, 10/10, etc. ]

[unweave]

Aww, look at that. I never thought I'd see the day.

[ You know, where Bigby actually is somewhat charming. ]

[puffing]

Quit that playing cute shit.
We'll just chalk it up to me making want to make SOME use of this little pact of ours.

[unweave]

Hey, there you go. The mystery solved! While you offer the plethora of fun powers, I offer companionship and reasonable bedside manner. Not too shabby.

[puffing]

Don't know if that's balancing the scales like we discussed, but it's a start.
Define "reasonable" bedside manners for me, though.

[ preferably in lewd, filthy details but hey Bigby ain't complaining. ]

[unweave]

Nothing that'll make you kick me out or keep me in bed for days. A nice balance of hogging the covers and then rolling over to give you space.

I'm not the type to impose or beg.

[puffing]

Oh.
You made it seem sexual.


I'm a little disappointed.

[unweave]

A little? Awwww. Don't worry, not like I'm leaving you to fend off a case of blue balls.