I'm sensing some name-calling by the pot here. Remember the hand that's suddenly got claws for nails, sweetheart.
[ is she going to notice that he doesn't let things go easily? probably. Bigby isn't going to say it was an entirely one-sided deal, though. the sex was quite lovely. ]
I'm a simple man with simple tastes. A steak dinner and maybe a back massage could go a long way, you know.
[ and now the question remains on if he's being serious or not. ]
I'm not the one acting high and mighty here. I'm pretty appreciative of this little edge. Pretty sure I said thanks after you cleaned up too. I minded my manners.
But.
Fine. I'll find you the juiciest steak you've ever had but not sure if I can oblige with the back rub. What, with those nails and all.
Nothing high and mighty from me. If you knew the price that usually came with getting something like that, you'd understand.
[ guess that comes with her learning more about Bigby Wolf and his Wolfyness. ]
Are you just being a smartass, or are the nails not actually going down for you? Aside from that sounding like a bad infomercial, that sounds annoying as fuck. Whatever. You can still use your knuckles.
[ if there's anyone that's probably owed some information, it's going to be the woman that is the closest to understanding how he is in a physical sense. no, she won't be growing hair over her entire body or howling at the moon, but still. ]
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's a pain in the ass sometimes. At least you can return the favor for all those marks I left on you.
Hey, there you go. The mystery solved! While you offer the plethora of fun powers, I offer companionship and reasonable bedside manner. Not too shabby.
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Remember the hand that's suddenly got claws for nails, sweetheart.
[ is she going to notice that he doesn't let things go easily? probably. Bigby isn't going to say it was an entirely one-sided deal, though. the sex was quite lovely. ]
I'm a simple man with simple tastes.
A steak dinner and maybe a back massage could go a long way, you know.
[ and now the question remains on if he's being serious or not. ]
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But.
Fine. I'll find you the juiciest steak you've ever had but not sure if I can oblige with the back rub. What, with those nails and all.
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If you knew the price that usually came with getting something like that, you'd understand.
[ guess that comes with her learning more about Bigby Wolf and his Wolfyness. ]
Are you just being a smartass, or are the nails not actually going down for you?
Aside from that sounding like a bad infomercial, that sounds annoying as fuck.
Whatever. You can still use your knuckles.
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[ She'll find out, she means. ]
Nah, they're down. They just have a habit of growing when I get all fired up.
Something tells me that's a common trait among our little get-togethers.
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[ if there's anyone that's probably owed some information, it's going to be the woman that is the closest to understanding how he is in a physical sense. no, she won't be growing hair over her entire body or howling at the moon, but still. ]
Oh, okay.
Yeah. That's a pain in the ass sometimes.
At least you can return the favor for all those marks I left on you.
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a bullshit excuse to get your hands on me again.
[ are you gonna take this best attempt at him flirting or what, Aranea. fuck. ]
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Thought I made my opinion of you pretty clear by now.
[ aka you're hot, he wants to bang, 10/10, etc. ]
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[ You know, where Bigby actually is somewhat charming. ]
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We'll just chalk it up to me making want to make SOME use of this little pact of ours.
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Define "reasonable" bedside manners for me, though.
[ preferably in lewd, filthy details but hey Bigby ain't complaining. ]
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I'm not the type to impose or beg.
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You made it seem sexual.
I'm a little disappointed.
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